dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via neverholdregrets)

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone. Dan Howell (via jeanlucdiscard)

(Source: phanjam, via ev0lution-of-stardust)

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

(via unshaped)

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

(via pizza)